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    Super Smash Bros. Remains King Nearly Two Decades Later

    What is best in life? To crush your enemies. See them driven before. To hear the lamentations of their women. And to beat the ever-loving shit out of your best friends as a midget plumber with a mustache. Though I was unaware of this quote in 1999, there was a...
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    Banjo-Kazooie (N64) – A Nostalgic Retrospective

    Banjo-Kazooie (N64) – A Nostalgic Retrospective In my youth, I never paid much attention to Super Mario 64 unlike most of my friends at the time. Why would I? I had Banjo-Kazooie, and for me, it kicked Mario and his little red hat to the curb. Not to say...