Paul Aloisio

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  • The Franchise FIles – Diary of the Dead (2007)

    Romero has always been one for getting a message across in his movies. But in Diary of the Dead, released in 2007, it feels like the message is much more important than the entertainment value of the movie. It’s different, that’s for sure, but it’s absolutely the weakest entry in the...
  • Stephen King’s 1992 Film ‘Sleepwalkers’ is Insane

    Sleepwalkers, Stephen King’s 1992 screenwriting effort, seems to be largely forgotten. And that’s really a shame. Not because it’s good – it’s not – but because it’s so overwhelmingly ridiculous. In the realm of bad horror movies, Sleepwalkers is a force to be reckoned with. It’s not exactly Troll...
  • ‘Gerald’s Game’ (2017) is Essential Viewing

    It’s extremely rare that I get truly frightened from a film. It’s even rarer when I come across a scene in a movie that makes me want to look away. Rarer still are times when I find a movie that I feel the need to take a break due...
  • Eli Craig’s ‘Little Evil’ (2017) is Worth a Watch

    You may or may not remember a movie from 2010 called Tucker & Dale vs Evil, and if you don’t, that’s forgivable. It’s not extremely well-known outside the horror community. But for those who have seen it, it’s one of the hidden gems in the realm of horror comedies. With buckets...
  • The Franchise Files – Land of the Dead (2005)

    Finally, after twenty years, George A. Romero would release a film in the franchise he started, in the genre he revolutionized, with Land of the Dead. And although there are some questionable aspects about it, the movie is nevertheless a solid entry into the series. Filled with political allegory and disgusting, flesh-eating...
  • ‘Fatal Attraction’ Turns 30 Today

    30 years ago, Michael Douglas starred alongside Glenn Close in a psychological thriller that really, really wants to get the point across that cheating on your wife is not only bad but extremely dangerous. Maybe even deadly. In Fatal Attraction, Douglas plays a lawyer who has an affair with an enticing, successful woman...
  • Preacher Season 2 Ends With Many Loose Ends

    I didn’t think for one second that this season of Preacher would end happily for anyone given the absurd and violent nature of the show, but I can say that I was definitely surprised that it ended just as unhappily as it did. To put it plainly, our heroes are screwed....
  • Redlands #2 Review

    Redlands #2 Review By Paul Alosio In the second issue of Redlands, we behind to get more insight to the dark rituals taking place in this sleepy, dark town. In doing so, however, more mysteries arise and we are no closer to knowing exactly what is going on than we...
  • It (2017) – Review

    eyThis is bound to trigger many people, and for that, I’m sorry. But I’ve got to say it regardless. The torch has been passed, and the definitive face of Pennywise comes in the shape of Bill Skarsgard. The 2017 It reboot has shattered all expectations – and those expectations were exceedingly...